China Rich Girlfriend
Trying to compose herself, Colette said, “Oh, it’s been terrible! Just terrible! After you guys left the party, this baby grand piano was wheeled out on the stage. Then John Major appeared and asked me to stand next to him while he serenaded me–”
“The former prime minister of Britain serenaded you?” Nick cut in, utterly bewildered.
“I’m sorry, I mean John Legend.”
“I’m so relieved,” Mehmet remarked drily to Astrid.
Rich People Problems
Nadine gave Daisy a pleading look. “But it’s for the orangutans. Don’t you care about the plight of the cute orangutans?”
“Ey Nadine, when Ah Meng died, did you cry?” Daisy asked.
“Er . . . no.”
“I didn’t either. So why one earth would I want to pay ten thousand dollars just to sit in the room full of ang mors eating ang mor food to save a bunch of Ah Mengs?” Daisy argued.